18 Disturbing Sexual Acts From Urban Dictionary


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If you have some spare time I highly suggest you make your way over to Urban Dictionary, your mind will be blown!

Urban Dictionary is the trusted online collection for all of those gross terms and phrases you hear about from your buddies but never want to admit you don’t get it.

It is really made up of about 80 percent gross and way cross the line sex acts.

I really hope that someone is out there pulling these moves off on the regular.

The Kentucky Klondike Bar:

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

Mexican Pancake
When a man shoots his load on a woman’s face, waits for it to dry as if it’s a skin treatment, then peels it off and feed it to her. No syrup necessary.

syrup

The Panamanian Petting Zoo:

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.  (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)


The Flying Camel: As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

Source: BeHance
Source: BeHance

Space Dock Fondue
Reserved for “party situations,” a Space Dock Fondue occurs when a man who’s taken a laxative shits “watery diarrhea” into the woman’s vagina, transforming her into the fondue pot. When the pot is full, each man then dunks his “hard pole” into the pot so that it’s covered in poo. After this, each man’s partner is tasked to lick the poo off of the penis, as if it were a chocolate-covered banana.


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